No point in trying to make the bed when there's a cat in the center of it.
That seems like a great spot for a catnap...
"If I angle my leg this way... I can hear you better."
Well, Sly, I was trying to organize my sewing stuff...
"So what if I look silly? I swear it works!"
"Staring contest! If I win, you give me the cheese. If you win, I'm just going to sit here and try to get it anyway."
Cats are absolutely ridiculous